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Latest cid shayari

Latest cid shayari


Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..
wah wah…

Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..

Daya, Abhijeet pata lagao, koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!
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maggi for breakfast ..
wah wah…

maggi for breakfast ,

ACP ne kaha daya katil k gadi ko chase karo fast.

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Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta..
wah wah..

Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta,

ACP bola – Daya yeh khooni sirf ek aadmi nahi ho sakta.
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Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

DAYA tisra khoon jarur yahin pe HOGA !!!

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Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
wah wah..

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…

ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!!
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Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…
wah wah..

pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…

DAYA bola– ” Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza…!!!
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Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai ..

wah wah..
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai

Acp ne kaha.. Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!
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Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje ..
wah wah..

Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..

CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..
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CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…
wah wah….
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…

“Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai”!!!
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Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye..

Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.. !!!

Abhijeet…khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!
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Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo..
wah wah.

Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo.

ACP ne kaha Fredrick sabke Finger prints Match karo.!
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Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun….

Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun

Daya bola… Abhijeet ye dekho ek aur khoon.

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ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

batao batao CID walo ki kis kis ne maara..
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Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise..

Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise…

Daya pehle pata lagao yeh hua kaise
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latest CID poor jokes : part 12

latest CID poor jokes : part 12



MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi....

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Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo......
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo......
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.....

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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!

:p

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CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'


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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........



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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

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Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."


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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon

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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!
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